Run left! No, no, run right! Ok, ok, just lay down and wait for it to be over!

I was walking in Alameda the other day and overheard a little girl telling her brother not to shoot pudding at her. The poor girl.

Also, one of my biggest complaints about myself is that I am an extremely picky person. I'm particularly picky about the people I spend my time with. So normally I can walk down the street and not get that excited about what I see. However, the other day I saw an attractive blonde eating ribs alone at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. She struck me as the kind of person I'd like to meet.